Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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