i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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