If i come over, it means nothing
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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