Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When did we convert life to cartoon?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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