covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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