these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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