What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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