How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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