i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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