ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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