if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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