I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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