I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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