I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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