so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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