your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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