I need help removing her.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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