her vagine was all disorganized.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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