I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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