Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Pappa wants mamma naked
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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