Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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