why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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