Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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