plz talk dirty to me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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