you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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