You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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