He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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