Where is the hickey?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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