OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Life without a bra equals bliss.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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