I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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