Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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