I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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