last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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