Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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