There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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