I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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