yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I think I sprained my soul last night
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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