really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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