I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
