Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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