Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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