nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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