I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
