It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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