He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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