I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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