i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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