Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
