Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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