I can't watch pbs sober anymore
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
