let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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