i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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