Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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