SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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