its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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